A little punch happy, friends and I named some of our reports in chemical engineering "Laying Some Pipe: OR, I'll show YOU Schedule 40 Steel Piping" (on a city water-pumping design), and "We Give You Gas" (on an ethylene production plant).
Well, the EPA apparently has like minded folks. Annual pesticide report: "Taking Care of Business". (Heard on Unfiltered today from Rachel Maddow on Air America Radio.)
Of course, the "business" they're supposedly taking care of is health and safety in the US.... righhhhhhttttt... what's a cubit?